Hooker Heaven pt. II
In light of every post I've ever made: I am a retard.
We are actually recording, for realzies. JESUS CHRIST
Posted by max
on 04.28.08 10:33 pm
Hooker Heaven
Hey you Anarchists!
Let's have a party. My house. I can't make rent, but we'll be friends and drink our sorrows away.
You know I don't really drink, so you know how low I've sunk. Let's drink and maybe make a record. We'll call it "Hooker Heaven" and bring in some real hookers. We'll send them to Larry Flint's house and he'll bring us on tour with him as the opening act for his spoken word. It'll happen soon.
GET DIRTY.
max
Posted by max
on 03.04.08 4:05 am
You are a punk band.
Hello punk band.
I am max and I listen to mohawks.
Once again, writing more tunes. And once again, pushing the limits of what each of us considers completely disgusting. It could be Morgan's Jesus Lizard kick, or the crush I have on Modern Life Is War, but I have a hunch that it's Ian's obsession with KOЯN.
Backwards "R"? DAMN STRAIGHT.
Posted by max
on 12.12.07 2:21 am
something something fucking fiction
So, we haven't played a show in a very long time. We've been trying to write a gaggle of songs before homeslice Skylar gets back to california to record us(with BOB) for our full length. We have two fully completed brand-shpankin' new songs and 2 or three more that are in the works. Last night, after we jammed on some Nirvana, we showed Bob the fully finished ones. He said they sounded "pretty good" and "mellow".
Uh Oh. Not a good sign.
In other news, we have yet to hear the rough mixes of the two songs for The New Trust split. We are at your mercy, Dan Kelly.
Posted by max
on 11.21.07 4:01 pm
Lovers!
Lovers. Haters. Robo Diapers. Problems. Let's Fight. Just Kidding. Let's Love.
Oh, the poetry in everyday life...NOT!!!! Just kidding, of course. Of course, my curse(just kidding is).
Let's get a job. A stable job, maybe. A decent paying job, maybe.
Let's sleep well because it feels so fucking good. Romanticism in insomnia is more like inBLAHmnia, duh.
To the Lofty and Beautiful,
max
Posted by max
on 10.04.07 2:50 am
